Spooky Mail &
Monstrous Nonsense

Colors of the Netherworld (Mermaids) card
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Big Hair Kitten Club card
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The MERMAID Kisses You! card
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Ghost Scares Pumpkin Pal card
From $2.00
I Love You & I Poisoned Your Tea card
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Flat Cards are $3.00, Small Letters are $2.50

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For about the price of a cup of coffee, you can send a card that will likely be kept for many years, taped to a wall or pinned to a cork board.

CONSIDER MAILING:

"I am thinking of you. I'm proud of you. I'm sorry you're in a crunch. I love you."

OR MAYBE:

"Here is a bit of lore from that thing we both like. An unhinged theory. These two characters hate each other, now they are kissing."

ALWAYS A CLASSIC:

"Holiday message, traditional themes changed to fit our quirks. Possibly a non-traditionally recognized holiday altogether, a celebration of our own design and making."

I Hope This Fireball Finds Failing to Save You card
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Recommend (Book) card
From $2.00
The GHOST Kisses You! card
From $2.00
Spooky Breakfast card
From $2.00
You Did Your Best card
From $2.00
Cards Are Also Available as Small Letters

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The mission is simple:

Make the world a sillier and spookier place via mail, stories, art, comics, essays, and tomfoolery. Celebrate Halloween every day. Explore forgotten forests, lost libraries, and secluded seas. Befriend and fall in love with every monster.

Stories, Comics, Essays, Surveys & More

Slow & Soft October Essays

It Came from the Mailbox!

Netherworld Tourism Bureau

Fantastically Useful Bureau of Useless Fantastical Information
Stories, Comics, Essays, Surveys & More

Stories, Comics, Essays, Surveys & More

Happy Birthday to my Favorite Dragon card

$3.00
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A7 flat, with or without envelope
Fits in a standard 5" x 7" frame
Mail with a single USPS First Class postage stamp

The Sole Purpose of a First Draft card

$3.00
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A7 flat, with or without envelope
Fits in a standard 5" x 7" frame
Mail with a single USPS First Class postage stamp

Thank You from the Bottom of my Cold, Black Heart card

$3.00
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A7 flat, with or without envelope
Fits in a standard 5" x 7" frame
Mail with a single USPS First Class postage stamp

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Now We Are the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
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I Think You Should Buy a Plastic Pumpkin Pail
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What Does a Gelatinous Cube Taste Like?
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One Way Mail
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Icy Hands of Wintery Doom
A serious-minded elf studies local flora. Gnomish mischief ensues.
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Assorted Halloween Mailings (2025)
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What Are Your Favorite Types of Undead?
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Our Turn to Pass Out Candy
A mermaid and her wife prepare for trick-or-treaters.
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